I just don't get it???
The highlight of my month is getting to talk to Dubs at my door....
Just the chance to lure them into one of "their" topics and then posing a question that they cannot answer without sounding like a complete idiot is SO sweet. I might be naive but who know's, maybe it's planting that first seed of doubt that helped so many of us get HERE????
Plus... there's a lot of faders out there that are just going through the motions... maybe someone could use a nice Apostate friend.
Either way, having one show up, with Bible in hand, is better service than a Pizza delivery!
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What awaits the next JW to come to my door........
by zev inyes, those in the lincoln rhode island congregation will have ample warning.....
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What Witnesses do better than anybody!
by gordon d inthe one thing that i have to say about the wts is that they crank out some of the best apostates anywhere!.
i've only been here a few weeks but i am already so addicted to this forum.... the people here are unbelievable!.
probably a mix of the most knowledgeable, helpful, compassionate, and open-minded people anywhere on the net.. the way everyone jumps in to offer their support when someone else is feeling down or hurting, the resources of information that are there for the asking, and the non-judgemental attitudes that people convey, even when they dis-agree..... it boggles the mind... how, in the world, did any of you ever attend the kh?????.
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What is going on in that picture? The guys were not having a particularly great day out in the shop.... figured it was time to grab my Scooby suit, go out, and hump a few legs! I don't think they (forum mods or SPCA) will let me post the "other" pics!
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What Witnesses do better than anybody!
by gordon d inthe one thing that i have to say about the wts is that they crank out some of the best apostates anywhere!.
i've only been here a few weeks but i am already so addicted to this forum.... the people here are unbelievable!.
probably a mix of the most knowledgeable, helpful, compassionate, and open-minded people anywhere on the net.. the way everyone jumps in to offer their support when someone else is feeling down or hurting, the resources of information that are there for the asking, and the non-judgemental attitudes that people convey, even when they dis-agree..... it boggles the mind... how, in the world, did any of you ever attend the kh?????.
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The One thing that I have to say about the WTS is that they crank out some of the best Apostates anywhere!
I've only been here a few weeks but I am already SO addicted to this forum.... The people here are unbelievable!
Probably a mix of the most knowledgeable, helpful, compassionate, and open-minded people anywhere on the net.
The way everyone jumps in to offer their support when someone else is feeling down or hurting, the resources of information that are there for the asking, and the non-judgemental attitudes that people convey, even when they dis-agree..... It boggles the mind... How, in the world, did any of you EVER attend the KH?????
Thank You to all my new friends!
P.S. However... some of you are a few "LMOA's" behind in responding to my jokes.... My therapist will not be at all happy about this, try and tighten it up a bit... OK?
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What Is Wrong With the Religion "Wicca"?
by Dark_Princess ini am currently an agnostic, i am suffering from depression because i cant seem to know or realize if this "jehovah's witness religion" is really true..i mean what is so true about it.
im only 17 years old and i feel that i need to find my religion.
right now im currently dating a wiccan.
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WELCOME Dark Princess... Glad you're here.
My one time girlfriend Shanna once told me that the best thing about practicing Wicca is the comebacks that you get to use for all the stupid questions that you get.
[Q] Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
[A] I'm a sandwich... bite me!
[Q] Can you turn me into a toad?
[A] No, but I could try and turn you into a human!
[Q] Do you ride a broom?
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Gordon! Did you fill that tub with balls for the baby? What a sweetums! So cute. I love kiddos.
It was on the first page of the Grandpa handbook:.... If she likes to play with 3 balls in the tubby... immediately, go to every store and buy every ball they have!!!
I was gonna buy her a car the first time she said, "Pawpa" (I completely melted!!!)... but "The Grandma" said I couldn't. So the balls will have to do... FOR NOW!
Appart from step-kids, I never had children of my own or get to be with them from the moment they're born. Just got to experience the whole teenager thing.
I'm way too young to be the biological father of my son (24) and daughter (22) but this is the perfect age to be a way cool grandpa! And she is SOOOO Sweet! Always happy, even when she's not feeling well.... Who woulda thunk it, I don't even mind the diaper changes!
Her first birthday is this Saturday.... I'd like to see some Witless try to tell me that it would tick-off God to celebrate the precious little gift that He gave us!.... freakin' idiots!
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One more time......
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I'm using Mozilla... not IE... I have a villagephoto account but let me figure this out in explorer... Thanks!
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Oopps... The picture must have been removed by the Moderator....
I forgot that we sometimes have Elders lurking here...
Sure don't want to stumble anyone!!!
Maybe this is better???????
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Hey Sparky, I know a good doctor that could remove that thing from your son's head!
Introducing: Grandpa's lil' Princess
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Tortured
by Xnived Shadow ini just got back from iraq..... i was a jw before i left.
i am readjusting to everything here in the real world and i gotta admit its kinda hard.
my military and jw training make for alot of sleepless nights and painful days.
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Abandoned,
Don't feel like you're the only bull in the barn on that one!!!
I think that the best advice came from Jack Nicholson's explanation of understanding women, when he said,
I think of a man, then I take away reason and accountability....
Oh crap.... I bet I'm gonna Pay for that one!!!
IT'S A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!